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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2005-04-20 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: wow we have nothing to talk about on this wiki...

2005-04-20 [Monkey Boy]: aint that always the way?

2005-04-20 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: hehehehehe...yup, yup it is

2005-04-21 [Frosty French Fry]: *takes drink of MDew*......well....someone bring up a topic

2005-04-21 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: how bout we talk about trannies?

2005-04-21 [Titty Clamps]: Trannies... I know OF a tranny named Tammy!! She lives near me... which is SCARY

2005-04-21 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: and you LOVE it, don't you?

2005-04-21 [Monkey Boy]: hmmmmmm

2005-04-22 [grim death]: ok

2005-04-22 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: andy likes him some trannies!!!!

2005-04-23 [Monkey Boy]: hmmmmm

2005-04-24 [grim death]: ok

2005-04-24 [Lady Moon Dark]: trannies?

2005-04-24 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: sorry, what i meant was transvestites.

2005-04-24 [Lady Moon Dark]: OH OK!!

2005-04-24 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: yeah..i told you...but anyway...MOVING ON...

2005-04-24 [Lady Moon Dark]: yes?

2005-04-24 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: no?

2005-04-24 [Frosty French Fry]: maybe?

2005-04-24 [Lady Moon Dark]: lol I thought you had another subject

2005-04-24 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: how bout we talk about...hmm...gynecology?

2005-04-24 [Lady Moon Dark]: O.o big word, me tired, need dictionary

2005-04-24 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: okay..i'll dumb it down for ya a bit...its the study of VAGINA's....

2005-04-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Vaginas are quite interesting really...

2005-04-24 [Frosty French Fry]: hahaha...and im really tired

2005-04-24 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: go to sleep?

2005-04-25 [Lust]: What have i all missed?

2005-04-25 [sxy random rocker]: hhmmm.....cunt. lol hows ppl? xx

2005-04-25 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: ur a cunt! CUNT!

2005-04-25 [Gecko Graves]: whoa, calm the cunt down, you cunts...cunt.............

2005-04-26 [Lust]: guess i didnt miss a thing with these dumb asses!

2005-04-26 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: don't mind my language people

2005-04-26 [sxy random rocker]: hehe i'm a cunt *licks herself* yummy :D xx

2005-04-26 [Frosty French Fry]: wow....im lost

2005-04-26 [the_puetzj]: i would have to agree there.....being lost i mean

2005-04-26 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: lol, and not being a cunt....or licking yourself..

2005-04-26 [Frosty French Fry]: pertty much

2005-04-26 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: but..uh...anyway..

2005-04-27 [Lust]: Giganto_Coconuts, joining the mafia? o.o dont see your name... or you the_puetzj

2005-04-27 [Ihsahn]: they are on their lynney i see them :)

2005-04-27 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: i joined a long time ago, i am the head of erotic entertainment

2005-04-27 [sxy random rocker]: dont worry...ppl get lost alot with me! :D xx

2005-04-27 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: but i am not lost

2005-04-28 [Lady Moon Dark]: I get lost all the time

2005-04-29 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: thats great

2005-04-29 [Lady Moon Dark]: It's fun you should try it, with a guy is best

2005-04-29 [Lust]: ........................ OH OH!! I SEE IT!! *bows* thank you! thank you very much!! get lost? I'm sorry I'm not that stupid or low in intelligence To get lost blinking… o.O

2005-04-29 [Lust]: OH OH WAIT!!! Satan's Begotten Son isn’t in our wiki.. HE’S THE ENEMY! *breaths heavily* I'm violated!

2005-05-02 [Lady Moon Dark]: I'm glad you got it Lynn. But he's not up there.... *looks at Lynn weird and moves away alowly*

2005-05-02 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *sniffs lady moon dark*

2005-05-02 [Lady Moon Dark]: Do I smell interesting? I swear I took a shower this morning.

2005-05-02 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: hmm...*sniffs again* yup, you smell fine!

2005-05-02 [Lady Moon Dark]: Ok, just checking. Probably smell like Pantene ProV Red Expressions

2005-05-02 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: never smelled it...but hey, i guess i just did^^

2005-05-02 [Lady Moon Dark]: LOL I guess

2005-05-02 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *lays down*

2005-05-02 [Monkey Boy]: *sits on the coconuts*

2005-05-02 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *feels coconuts get squished by monkey*

2005-05-03 [sxy random rocker]: i have replacement coconuts if you like... xx

2005-05-03 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: that would be lovely, random rocker ^^

2005-05-04 [CelticWoolf]: *wanders in* Hey! How're things?

2005-05-05 [Monkey Boy]: hey woolf :)

2005-05-05 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: hey everybody...

2005-05-05 [Lust]: *pokes everyones eyes* WOO HOO!

2005-05-05 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: that tickles like SHIT

2005-05-05 [sxy random rocker]: her you are *hands over replacement coconuts* xx

2005-05-05 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: oh, thanks much!!!

2005-05-05 [Monkey Boy]: *sits on new coconuts*

2005-05-07 [sxy random rocker]: here have some more..... down, monkey boy! xx

2005-05-08 [Monkey Boy]: no :P... u cant tell me wat 2 do... i own this place :P

2005-05-08 [sxy random rocker]: yet i can advise you whats best for your health! now, keep squshing those coconuts and u mite just get a spanking!! :p xx

2005-05-08 [Monkey Boy]: im up for that *runs around squashing coconuts*

2005-05-08 [sxy random rocker]: uh oh....here comes my fly swatter 4 ur spankin!! xx

2005-05-08 [Monkey Boy]: NOOOOO

2005-05-09 [Lust]: You spank my bitch, I'll rip your head off! Specialy with that dirrty thing!

2005-05-09 [Monkey Boy]: *calms lynney down*

2005-05-09 [Ihsahn]: elfpack mafia is viewable by the public now :)

2005-05-09 [Monkey Boy]: thats nice for it

2005-05-09 [Lust]: must... not.. GERRRRRR!

2005-05-09 [Monkey Boy]: good girl :P

2005-05-09 [Lady Moon Dark]: O.o

2005-05-09 [Monkey Boy]: *smiles* hello moon dark :)

2005-05-09 [sxy random rocker]: ha! :D xx

2005-05-11 [Monkey Boy]: wat u haing about?

2005-05-11 [sxy random rocker]: Lynney....i think she's funny! xx

2005-05-11 [Monkey Boy]: she gets a bit over protective of me thats all :)

2005-05-12 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: no i don't

2005-05-13 [Monkey Boy]: not u... lynney :P

2005-05-13 [sxy random rocker]: lol cool...the protective ex....what a nightmare! lmao she's gonna kill me readin this :) xx

2005-05-13 [Monkey Boy]: she's not my ex anymore :P lol... suppose i should have told everyone

2005-05-13 [Frosty French Fry]: going back out

2005-05-13 [sxy random rocker]: yeh u shud hav lmao cool go u 2!! xx

2005-05-15 [Monkey Boy]: yup :D *dances*

2005-05-15 [Lust]: ..................... Why is it I hate reading this.. *taps foot* I'm funny.. YAY!!! *looks around* No one touchs my Cheese!! O.O Understand?

2005-05-15 [Frosty French Fry]: *Touches Lynney's cheese*

2005-05-15 [Monkey Boy]: erm... cheese is the name lynney gave a certain part of my anatomy which i dont think u want 2 touch

2005-05-15 [Gecko Graves]: .......thats a conversation killer..........

2005-05-16 [Lust]: ....... This is wrong.......... MY CHEESE!!! *bites Big_Pimpin's hand off* BAD!! GERRR!!!!

2005-05-16 [Lady Moon Dark]: *has very BAD images go through head with that conversation*

2005-05-16 [Lady Moon Dark]: Sorry I'm not on more guys. Life's pretty hectic, and I feel sick and don't know why. No temperature, just nausea.

2005-05-16 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: aw....

2005-05-17 [Lust]: Dont have bad thoughts about my BF!

2005-05-18 [Monkey Boy]: can i have bad thoughts about ur BF?

2005-05-18 [Lust]: .......... You are him

2005-05-18 [Monkey Boy]: exactly... but can i have bad thought about myself?

2005-05-19 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: I didn't have bad thoughts

2005-05-21 [Monkey Boy]: cool :)

2005-05-24 [Lust]: (lies!)

2005-05-24 [individual thought]: http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Necrophiliack <-- uhmm.. click this.. its uhmm... really interesting >.>;;

2005-05-24 [Lady Moon Dark]: why would you want to have bad thougths about yourself, Monkey?

2005-05-24 [Lady Moon Dark]: Oh, and the thoughts weren't about him specifically... just guys in general... and their.. yeah..... *trails off trying to get rid of the thoughts again*

2005-05-27 [Monkey Boy]: watcha thinking? thinking about big hairy........ heads? :P

2005-05-27 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: weeners

2005-05-29 [Monkey Boy]: sausages?

2005-05-29 [Lust]: imatureness...

2005-05-29 [Monkey Boy]: excuse me?

2005-05-31 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: wenis's?

2005-05-31 [individual thought]: >.>

2005-06-01 [Monkey Boy]: anyway

2005-06-01 [I dont go here anymore]: hey wtfs goin on i aint been here in a while how is things?

2005-06-01 [Lady Moon Dark]: *closes eyes and shakes head* You don't want to know, it's better to just live in ignorance...

2005-06-01 [Monkey Boy]: it is?

2005-06-02 [Lady Moon Dark]: Sometimes... YES!

2005-06-03 [Monkey Boy]: ok cool... GROUP HUG!!!!!

2005-06-03 [Lady Moon Dark]: *hugs*

2005-06-03 [:+Hell_Kid+:]: GUESS WHOS BACK! Whoa its been a loooooooong time since ive been back on elfpack but HEY! ;P

2005-06-05 [654dghs]: haha i would wana join this place but ionno u don't got my spot i'll be a hitman for free i'll be ur fuckin toy soldier got ne problems send me after them im not afraid of shit got ne problems with me i gota problem with u

2005-06-06 [Monkey Boy]: ok o.O

2005-06-06 [654dghs]: its up 2 u

2005-06-07 [Lust]: o.o

2005-06-07 [Lust]: Is that person retarded? Or need to just learn better gramer and spelling? I cant even read it and I have to put up with Timsy =|

2005-06-08 [Monkey Boy]: :O :O :O :O :O *slap*

2005-06-08 [654dghs]: i'll give u 1 last chance r else i'll b ur worst night mare seriously

2005-06-08 [654dghs]: u know what nvm fuck u fuck all of u lol u think ur all cool with ur little fake gang seriously u can't do shit

2005-06-08 [Ihsahn]: [654dghs] I suggest you stop flaming this wiki, ep guard

2005-06-08 [individual thought]: lol, poor little boy...

2005-06-08 [individual thought]: you all picking on him and everything, you should be ashamed of yourselves :P

2005-06-08 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: yesh, picking and such

2005-06-08 [654dghs]: lmfao go back to ur mom

2005-06-08 [I AM WILLIAM HUNG]: *goes back to her*

2005-06-09 [Lust]: O.o

2005-06-09 [Monkey Boy]: *runs 2 his lynney and hugs her*

2005-06-09 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: my great grandfather was in the italian mafia

2005-06-10 [Monkey Boy]: cool :)

2005-06-10 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: yeah i think its awesome he came from Sicily

2005-06-10 [individual thought]: awww... you deleted my post... it was funny though

2005-06-10 [individual thought]: i heard it on tv

2005-06-11 [Monkey Boy]: noone deleted ur post o.O

2005-06-11 [individual thought]: hm, ok

2005-06-11 [Monkey Boy]: well i didn't delete it :S

2005-06-12 [individual thought]: maby i screwed up or something

2005-06-12 [individual thought]: or maby I deleted it

2005-06-12 [Lady Moon Dark]: Maybe... or maybe it just got lost. Lots of pages to get lost in... *lays head on table and wonders if being drunk will help pass the next 2 weeks*

2005-06-12 [Lust]: o.o

2005-06-12 [individual thought]: yeah.... i see what you meen

2005-06-12 [Lady Moon Dark]: Long story, the short of it is I wanna take out the military since they are responsible for my fiance being gone.

2005-06-12 [Lady Moon Dark]: *raises an eye brow* I hate the military. *lays head back down*

2005-06-12 [individual thought]: the military protects us from stuff, so if someone comes over and bombs us, we can go back over there and bomb them a hundred times over, like we did to iraq

2005-06-12 [Lady Moon Dark]: Make "Military Inteligence" so it isn't an oxymoron, and MAYBE I'll agree

2005-06-12 [Lust]: *dosnt want matt to go over seas*

2005-06-12 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: hi people

2005-06-12 [Monkey Boy]: hello

2005-06-13 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: ...what's up?

2005-06-13 [Lady Moon Dark]: Not much here....

2005-06-13 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: im kinda bored myself

2005-06-14 [Monkey Boy]: *dies*

2005-06-15 [Lady Moon Dark]: Uh oh Lynney, better revive him

2005-06-15 [654dghs]: i wana b in the dismembered family

2005-06-15 [Lady Moon Dark]: Why?

2005-06-17 [Lady Moon Dark]: *wasn't around* If you don't like us, why do you come back?

2005-06-18 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: ok i take that back im sorry it was my great Uncle that was in the Italian mafia

2005-06-18 [Ihsahn]: No need to.. I warned you any more comments made by [654dghs] will be deleted if you continue to flame this wiki I will ban you from elfpack

2005-06-20 [Lady Moon Dark]: What about your uncle, Rain?

2005-06-21 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: He was in the Italian mafia

2005-06-21 [Lady Moon Dark]: oh cool, a real mafia guy?

2005-06-21 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: yeah he was a real one i think he still alive either that hes dead but i havent talked to him

2005-06-22 [Lady Moon Dark]: dead how?

2005-06-22 [Lady Moon Dark]: oh ok, so he didn't get popped off.

2005-06-22 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: no.......if im correct he was close to the don

2005-06-23 [Lady Moon Dark]: That still doesn't cut out the possibility from what I understand.

2005-06-23 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: yeah i know but he wasnt done off he died of old age

2005-07-09 [Lady Moon Dark]: ok, that's a good thing

2005-07-10 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: yeah i know you dont know how many times i thought he was done off w/.....it drove me more then usual(lol)

2005-07-10 [Lady Moon Dark]: I bet

2005-07-11 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: yeah

2005-07-11 [Ihsahn]: *does random drive by* oops [~!~GreenDay~!~] is gone now =(

2005-07-19 [Gecko Graves]: reality is an iluzion caused by lack of alcohol

2005-07-20 [Lust]: o.o

2005-07-21 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: i am............i am part Italian......

2005-07-25 [Lady Moon Dark]: I'm Swiss and Irish

2005-07-27 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: i have irish indian english all in all im just a mutt i have like 100 other things too

2005-07-30 [Lust]: La la la

2005-08-13 [Lust]: *grins evily* I'm not sure where anyone is, but sense the dom has vanished, I'm taking over tull hes back!

2005-08-13 [Dark Mystik Rain Turtle]: .......................grrr?

2005-08-14 [Lust]: Grr what? *stares*

2005-08-16 [Dead Girl]: i wanna be part of the mafia!!

2005-08-17 [Lust]: BED I TELL YOU BEG! Nah, what do you wanna be?

2005-08-17 [Dead Girl]: the Erotic Dancer ;)

2005-08-17 [Lust]: Eh, That means I have to put you up their, right? me and my fat ass.. *thinks* wait.. I'm not fat!

2005-08-17 [Dead Girl]: lol no your not fat...your pretty!

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